A very strange illness.
Seriously, I almost feel bad for bitching about my rough day, at least I am not an Ent
Labels: Wood you like tree vicar?
posted by fatmammycat at 4:13 p.m.
Thursday, November 15, 2007
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- Name: fatmammycat
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I'm a bouncy, opinionated, messy haired marathon running (!) bibliophile. I wear high heels and have delightful ankles. I'm a devoted drinker. I want a French Bulldog puppy whom I shall call Batman and dress in capes on occasion. I would also like a pug, whom I shall name Mister Woo. He can remain capeless, but I will make sure he wears a diamante collar at all times. Both dogs will submit to repeated snorgling and high pitched squeals that only a dolphin would normally tolerate. I hate Reiki/psychics/mystics/frauds with all my liver. Also, I'm firmly against Jazz and poetry/poems/pomes/ peoms or any of that stuff. I believe in the healing power of ginger.
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16 Comments:
There is no combination of characters which can accurately convey the involuntary, arse-clenching, shuddering, stomach churning distress the picture in that article caused.
That said, I bet the "I want to be a tree" guy from the old Prudential ads is having himself a good old rethink now.
For a blast from the past...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3hStlMYE2k - 4th advert in which stats at about 1min 26secs.
I think that's the same virus us bunnies get, that has given rise to the myth of the jackalope in the American southwest.
NEVER thought I'd ever see it in a non-rabbit.
But yeah, I've got a friend who's going through such horrifying shit right now that any bit of whining I do about ANYTHING in my life just sounds childish.
Perspective-taking. It's a very important adult skill!
Sorry, I knew which ad you mean Ba, but I I have just fallen head over heel in lust all over again with Anthony Head in the Gold Blend ad, Cheers BA, cheers a WHOLE lot. Mmmmanthony.
Yep Andraste, it surely is.
But how does that chap scratch if he gets an itch? How does he blow his nose? How does he tie his laces? How...well just how to lots of things?
Oh my God! That looks unreal. Poor man.
That's frightening. Poor sod, I hope they can do something for him.
Yes but Sam, look what BA found, Anthony gold blend tottie. Le sigh.
I can't believe he can smile.
It's like something from a sci-fi movie.
*shudder*
Yeah, it's pretty frightening looking. Poor guy, can you imagine how uncomfortable it must be? Awful. I can barely cope with cold sores.
I think I'm gunna hurl. Suddenly my day yesterday (which was completely trashed and made totally unfun by the lowest-common-denominator-fuckwit-removal-guys, not to mention torrential rain) seems like a skip through the park on a spring day.
Oh darling girl, removal guys? Moving? Ah YACK, the velly smegma of the devil. You have my deepest sympathy.
Oh sweet Jesus that is grotesque I genuinely feel sick, why oh why would you post such a thing, I would chop my hands off.
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